Apple QuickTime movie | 1996-11-06 | 29.8 MB | 320x240 | 10fps | 3 minutes, 14 seconds | [MooV/PrMr]
Transcription: Commander Cox, are you out there? Can you read me? Commander Cox, for God's sake, this is a state of emergency. We need your help. Thank God, Commander Cox, it is so nice to make contact with you. Our planet is in a desperate state. We need your help. You are our last hope. You see, there's an evil Lord Haza from the all-female planet of Drea. She's created a space station and placed it right within Earth's orbit. On the space station there's this transmitter. that's beaming a ray down on Earth. The emission of this ray causes a horrible blockage in the seminal vesicles of all Earth men. It me ...
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